Funniest Comments or Event About Your Lambo

Luzifer · May 4, 2026

Sakura said:
I wish I could be as nice as you. I don't really like bikes because majority of them that I encountered here are morons. They drive too close to the car, obnoxious and above the laws. Cops don't have the nerve to pull them because some are in bosozoku group and some are their buddies. There was incident last week that a dude pulled a knife to confront the biker groups because they were bothering his sick grandma with their revving. The dude that pulled a knife is now in jail. The bikers got nothing.

They might not have the same attitude from there to here. Thankfully I haven't any problems with them yet. A lot of them give me a thumbs up. We have so many police around they seem to behave and only go a little wild doing short sprints in between spots where they usually hide. I have to do the same, only shorts sprints.

Luzifer · May 4, 2026

Speaking of wild last night I got on the on ramp, usually I gradually accelerate fast but this was my first time to floor it from the get go. I'm not used to this sudden rush of acceleration and missed the first shift and second shift before the red line, still bloody fast and extremely loud. I was going like a bullet onto the highway and a local police car was 200 feet at my 10 o'clock! Either he didn't realize it or knew he had no jurisdiction on the highway. If I hadn't missed the shifts I would of ended up in front a bit.

Luzifer · May 8, 2026

This afternoon I put the work van perpendicular to the Corvette and pulled the cover only enough to expose the engine so I could work under the hood but the truck didn't hide the car completely. A bunch of school kids were walking on the sidewalk and I heard one, then two then 3 different kids saying it's a lamborghini! I was ah damn I didn't want them to see it even though it wasn't the Lambo. Then 2 of them said that's a nice car... The last kid in line line said I'll buy it for a dollar.

REKIII · May 12, 2026

Luzifer said:
The last kid in line line said I'll buy it for a dollar.

He was emulating this guy from Robocop (one of the best movies of all time.

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Luzifer · May 12, 2026

REKIII said:
He was emulating this guy from Robocop (one of the best movies of all time. )

I love that movie too! I don't think that kid knows about that movie or line though. We are getting old, I wonder if kids nowadays think that '80s and '90s movies are too outdated.

We should start a thread with our favorite movies.

Luzifer · May 12, 2026

I went out for a drive tonight as it's going to rain for 2 days and possibly 40% showers all weekend. On my way back I saw 2 fast bikes waiting on the opposite side presumably some of the same guys I've encountered a few times in the area. The guy in front mimicked a chef's kiss! Haha I'm sure he planned that one the next time he saw the car.

I waved to them.

I stopped at a fast food restaurant, this time I wore a jacket with a Lambo crest, the cashier asked me if it was real lamborghini jacket, I replied take a look outside the window while I pointed to the parking lot. He grinned but he didn't believe me, all he had to do was take 5 steps forward...

REKIII · May 13, 2026

Luzifer said:
I stopped at a fast food restaurant, this time I wore a jacket with a Lambo crest, the cashier asked me if it was real lamborghini jacket, I replied take a look outside the window while I pointed to the parking lot. He grinned but he didn't believe me, all he had to do was take 5 steps forward...

To be fair, owning a Lambo does not guarantee your Jacket is real. People actually make/buy fake lambo jackets?

Luzifer · May 13, 2026

REKIII said:
To be fair, owning a Lambo does not guarantee your Jacket is real. People actually make/buy fake lambo jackets?

That young guy surely thought I was wearing a fake jacket so that is why I wanted him to see a real car outside the window.

Yes you can buy jackets and shirts etc. on the Lambo website. I have no choice but to customize my own apparel as they only sell small men size. As as for unofficial clothes they are out there.

Luzifer · May 22, 2026

Two hectic weeks of work, I was glad to finish early this Friday, I decided to go to the chip stand and do a few errands enjoying the cool air before the unbearable summer heat. I think I made a man's day, he took his lunch back back to his orange Jeep, he could of sat at a picnic table but he sat on his front bumper while eating and admiring the orange Huracan all throughout.

Luzifer · May 22, 2026

During my errands, about to start the car a guy in a car drove past and said to himself, "Got a lot of cash, kind of car"

Stopping at a red light I saw graduating students all dressed up in a venue through the glass, the 2 guys took their phones out completely ditching their dates on the spot running outside shouting to rev it while the young woman all dressed up in a very tight dress tried to catch up being ignored.

Back in the downtown core stuck in a row of cars some family on the sidewalk, the father told his very young daughter to say make it loud. The little girl obliged, "make it loud". So I revved a couple times and they cheered. Then she said "make it louder". they all burst out laughing.

Luzifer · May 27, 2026

I went to get tools at a special tool shop for pros where you stay in front of the counter and they bring it to you, as soon as I got in some guy from the back store said, "hey there's a Lambo back there." Since I was the only one who came in they all knew it was me. One guy behind the counter started asking questions about the car. When I went out 3 of them had gathered near the back door to gaze at the car. I invited them to check out the engine.

One guy said as I was trying to pop the hood, the damn car suddenly wouldn't recognize the key and fooled a few minutes to get it to recognize the key, the guy said "you must get all the women." I replied without thinking, which I should of thought of, "no it's a d_ck magnet." oops!

I then proceeded to answer their car questions.

In all seriousness not a single woman approached me to chat if the few years I've had the car, only got a few women saying, "beautiful car can I take a picture?"

REKIII · Thursday at 5:51 AM

Luzifer said:
the guy said "you must get all the women." I replied without thinking, which I should of thought of, "no it's a d_ck magnet." oops! I then proceeded to answer their car questions.

In all seriousness not a single woman approached me to chat if the few years I've had the car, only got a few women saying, "beautiful car can I take a picture?"

This is 100% true. The only women who think exotic car owners attract all the women, are the exotic car owners significant others.
In reality they attract men. Always. Which is fine, I didn't buy the car to attract women (or men, just to put that out there, haha).

6102Perf · Thursday at 6:02 AM

REKIII said:
This is 100% true. The only women who think exotic car owners attract all the women, are the exotic car owners significant others.
In reality they attract men. Always. Which is fine, I didn't buy the car to attract women (or men, just to put that out there, haha).

That's true for many. My girlfriend is a bit wiser, she's very aware the car attracts homies. Whenever we've gone for rides she always laughs and says "I can't wait til the next bro in a dodge ram waves at you". She says from her perspective depending on the situation, it can actually be a bit of an ick when a guy owns a supercar. She probably wouldn't have dated me if she knew about the car beforehand tbh lol.

REKIII · Thursday at 6:18 AM

6102Perf said:
That's true for many. My girlfriend is a bit wiser, she's very aware the car attracts homies. Whenever we've gone for rides she always laughs and says "I can't wait til the next bro in a dodge ram waves at you". She says from her perspective depending on the situation, it can actually be a bit of an ick when a guy owns a supercar. She probably wouldn't have dated me if she knew about the car beforehand tbh lol.

To me, being overly attracted to someone for the car they own is just as bad as getting the 'ick' from it. While a car CAN be a persons personality (justifying the ick) it very rarely is. I hope you 2 work through that. If she says it's something she thinks...part of her thinks it about you as well.
Luzifer has some crazy stories about his ex just hating on his vette. He saw the writing on the wall even before the H.

6102Perf · Thursday at 6:41 AM

REKIII said:
To me, being overly attracted to someone for the car they own is just as bad as getting the 'ick' from it. While a car CAN be a persons personality (justifying the ick) it very rarely is. I hope you 2 work through that. If she says it's something she thinks...part of her thinks it about you as well.
Luzifer has some crazy stories about his ex just hating on his vette. He saw the writing on the wall even before the H.

To clarify, I am a bit on the younger side for an exotic owner, so she's mainly speaking to guys in my demographic who stretch to afford a supercar. It's not uncommon to see guys with an R8 or LP580/610 who still live at home in their parents house and are upside-down on a co-signed predatory loan/lease just so they can flex the car. These guys can't even afford to service the car, so it often gets neglected. I guess I'm partly to blame for her having this opinion, as I've told her stories about many of the owners I've met who are in this situation as I find it quite unfortunate they've put themselves in a tough place for superficial reasons.

So to her, the ick comes from the guys who are creating the illusion they are something they are not, not the car itself - if that makes sense? I've explained to her that every situation is different and you never know, but when she sees a younger guy in an exotic, she tells me her mind often goes there as it's very common. She is not a car person per se, but she does appreciate the cars for what they are and the joy they bring to enthusiasts and she fully respects that I appreciate the car she's never been negative about it towards me. I just meant she may have written me off early if she saw the car before getting to know me/my situation (aka it's not something she'd be attracted by).

I would never date a girl who is interested in me for my car, so you should be happy women aren't approaching you for that reason @Luzifer. I do not disclose that I even have it when I first start dating someone as it may attract the wrong types who are in it for the wrong reason.

Luzifer · Thursday at 10:00 AM

6102Perf said:
To clarify, I am a bit on the younger side for an exotic owner, so she's mainly speaking to guys in my demographic who stretch to afford a supercar. It's not uncommon to see guys with an R8 or LP580/610 who still live at home in their parents house and are upside-down on a co-signed predatory loan/lease just so they can flex the car. These guys can't even afford to service the car, so it often gets neglected. I guess I'm partly to blame for her having this opinion, as I've told her stories about many of the owners I've met who are in this situation as I find it quite unfortunate they've put themselves in a tough place for superficial reasons.

So to her, the ick comes from the guys who are creating the illusion they are something they are not, not the car itself - if that makes sense? I've explained to her that every situation is different and you never know, but when she sees a younger guy in an exotic, she tells me her mind often goes there as it's very common. She is not a car person per se, but she does appreciate the cars for what they are and the joy they bring to enthusiasts and she fully respects that I appreciate the car she's never been negative about it towards me. I just meant she may have written me off early if she saw the car before getting to know me/my situation (aka it's not something she'd be attracted by).

I would never date a girl who is interested in me for my car, so you should be happy women aren't approaching you for that reason @Luzifer. I do not disclose that I even have it when I first start dating someone as it may attract the wrong types who are in it for the wrong reason.

I hope you educate yourself or red pill content, at least you'll recognize the signs and take action. I didn't know about red pill and modern women until she dumped me and stumbled on it. I noticed so many channels talk about this stuff, is mind boggling how many and how much men get abused. If I knew about red pill beforehand it would of been me that would of dumped her after 8-9 year of being together. The signs were there but I didn't know any better and just endured the abuse.

Just to let you know if a woman says "ick", it's childish verbiage and it's a warning sign she might not be mature.

Luzifer · Thursday at 10:26 AM

Limited time post.

Luzifer · Thursday at 10:32 AM

I never showed the Lambo to her mother because she said while I was saving up for one "I had welfare dreams."

I'm about to put profiles on dating apps and the next women I meet, will be coffee dates, ice cream or a walk to test if they are diggers. Then If there's any hints they don't like sports cars they are going to be disqualified on the spot.

6102Perf · Thursday at 12:36 PM

Sounds like a very insecure, unhinged woman you were with. I have not seen any of that type of behavior from my gf, nor has she ever demanded anything or worried when I go out for drives. I would not tolerate that. She's a professional and does quite well for herself so she's not dependent on me whatsoever or threatened by other females as she's very confident. It's me who's lucky to be dating her as she would have a lot of options if she were to hit the market and I'm sure she knows that.

Luzifer · Thursday at 12:58 PM

6102Perf said:
Sounds like a very insecure, unhinged woman you were with. I have not seen any of that type of behavior from my gf, nor has she ever demanded anything or worried when I go out for drives. I would not tolerate that. She's a professional and does quite well for herself so she's not dependent on me whatsoever or threatened by other females as she's very confident. It's me who's lucky to be dating her as she would have a lot of options if she were to hit the market and I'm sure she knows that.

That's good news for you.

She was fine until that day, that's when it started to go downhill sharply. Go read the "Help, how to convince wife we need a Lambo?". Even Russk's wife refuses to ever ride in one of his cars.

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