Funniest Comments or Event About Your Lambo

[Sakura]

I was walking back to my car behind a large department store, several teenager were throwing toilet plungers at the sign hoping they would stick. When they saw me they stopped, one of them said, "is that your Lambo over there."
"Yeah."
"Nice."
They decided to scoot because it wasn't working and I think they broke one of the light inside the one they were throwing at. They hadn't planned it well the boulevard ran parallel with people stopped at the right light watching them...

Throwing plunger at the sign? Probably for social media views. The new gens are getting dumber and the AI is getting smarter.

 

[Luzifer]

I saw a video of toilet plungers too.

 

[6102Perf]

Oh man, I can relate to a lot of these stories. One of my favs was a younger guy at the gas station asked me if I won the car in a contest and was just dumbfounded that I had it (I guess I'm younger than the typical Lambo demographic) and proceeded to say "man that thing is beautiful, such a work of art, you are lucky".

I also had someone ask me how much the Italian decal was and whether it was custom...I told him it came from the factory like that and he really didn't believe me and said he's "never seen one on a Lambo before". I said "look up huracan performante" and he just looked even more confused. Definitely not a car guy...of all the things to ask about he focused in on the tricolore decal

 

[Sakura]

I also had someone ask me how much the Italian decal was and whether it was custom...I told him it came from the factory like that and he really didn't believe me and said he's "never seen one on a Lambo before". I said "look up huracan performante" and he just looked even more confused. Definitely not a car guy...of all the things to ask about he focused in on the tricolore decal

Haha, I am convinced most people only know supercars as F cars.

A kid stared at my car's emblem with absolute seriousness, then turned to his dad and said, “Wow… it’s a Lambojini!”

 

[Luzifer]

Haha, I am convinced most people only know supercars as F cars.

A kid stared at my car's emblem with absolute seriousness, then turned to his dad and said, “Wow… it’s a Lambojini!”


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Kids here know their supercars. They surely play a ton of videogames to know each brand and model.

 

[Luzifer]

I was out for a few errands and checked out if the chip stand was open after closing for winter. As I approached funny how the guy stuck his head out checking if I was with one of the cars. Not yet, the streets are not nice and the snow only started to melt a bit. In my area the potholes are so bad today I was literally going in the opposite lane not to damage my truck.

Anyway he had just opened a few days prior and and the snowbank was literally blocking the view of the place. I gave him a few ideas like posting signs in a few spots they were open so he would gain some business. Maybe even flashing sign would help.

 

[Sakura]

I was out for a few errands and checked out if the chip stand was open after closing for winter. As I approached funny how the guy stuck his head out checking if I was with one of the cars. Not yet, the streets are not nice and the snow only started to melt a bit. In my area the potholes are so bad today I was literally going in the opposite lane not to damage my truck.

Anyway he had just opened a few days prior and and the snowbank was literally blocking the view of the place. I gave him a few ideas like posting signs in a few spots they were open so he would gain some business. Maybe even flashing sign would help.

Do people ever fix the road themselves, or is that considered dangerous? I feel like a bag of gravel and sand could solve the problem, followed by a polite invoice to the city. Probably faster than waiting for them to show up. Once I had a pothole near my property and I dumped a bag of mixed gravel and sand into it. Then two days later, the city came to fix it in hurry. I think someone complained about my work of art.

 

[Luzifer]

Do people ever fix the road themselves, or is that considered dangerous? I feel like a bag of gravel and sand could solve the problem, followed by a polite invoice to the city. Probably faster than waiting for them to show up. Once I had a pothole near my property and I dumped a bag of mixed gravel and sand into it. Then two days later, the city came to fix it in hurry. I think someone complained about my work of art.

No one fixes potholes except he city. Every time the weather become mild during winter and spring the asphalt breaks apart creating holes. Many streets there's so much damage it's incredible and the city can't keep up, 2-3 weeks later the patches break off again. The mayor loves to spend money on jewelry instead of the infrastructure. Another guy at city hall just accused the female mayor of more corruption and doing illegal activities. Those women voters love to vote for this female mayor turning 2 blinds eyes on these shenanigans.

 

[6102Perf]

I was out for a few errands and checked out if the chip stand was open after closing for winter. As I approached funny how the guy stuck his head out checking if I was with one of the cars. Not yet, the streets are not nice and the snow only started to melt a bit. In my area the potholes are so bad today I was literally going in the opposite lane not to damage my truck.

Anyway he had just opened a few days prior and and the snowbank was literally blocking the view of the place. I gave him a few ideas like posting signs in a few spots they were open so he would gain some business. Maybe even flashing sign would help.

Sounds like you're the famous car guy in your town! Does the vendor like the lambo or vette better? Also, what's so great about these chips are there different toppings you can get? Is this like a poutine? Maybe you can share some pics next time you go, I'd be curious to see these legendary fries.

 

[Luzifer]

Sounds like you're the famous car guy in your town! Does the vendor like the lambo or vette better? Also, what's so great about these chips are there different toppings you can get? Is this like a poutine? Maybe you can share some pics next time you go, I'd be curious to see these legendary fries.

A few years ago when I pulled up in the Vette the young guy seemed a bit standoffish, he seemed a little bit jealous. I think his mother bought the chip stand from the previous owner and he helps her out but it didn't seem like he wanted to be there. I felt he resented me or those who made money to buy nice things. After some time I think he came to terms with the family business and I think there was relief when he found out I was not born into money and told him I drive my work van in the winter. He also saw me in work clothes.

He likes the Lambo for sure, I can see him get out of the stand when he hears the engine coming. I always go for the poutine, the fries are better than the other places. I never felt the need to try anything else on the menu. I also like the place as it's in a large parking lot where I can watch the car and halfway to the tool store. It's more fun to do for a drive when you have a purpose to go somewhere.

 

[6102Perf]

A few years ago when I pulled up in the Vette the young guy seemed a bit standoffish, he seemed a little bit jealous. I think his mother bought the chip stand from the previous owner and he helps her out but it didn't seem like he wanted to be there. I felt he resented me or those who made money to buy nice things. After some time I think he came to terms with the family business and I think there was relief when he found out I was not born into money and told him I drive my work van in the winter. He also saw me in work clothes.

He likes the Lambo for sure, I can see him get out of the stand when he hears the engine coming. I always go for the poutine, the fries are better than the other places. I never felt the need to try anything else on the menu. I also like the place as it's in a large parking lot where I can watch the car and halfway to the tool store. It's more fun to do for a drive when you have a purpose to go somewhere.

He's going to be jealous of that fancy new Lambo hat, could bring on more resentment. If you end up buying another one, you could always give him the one from eBay as a nice gesture and hope he doesn't notice the crooked print on it

Sounds like a pretty sweet summertime spot! Just don't forget the wet naps before you get back in the car...poutine is messy haha. I can't remember the last time I had it but Canada def does it best.

 

[SmoothOperator]

Enjoyed reading the stories,

I have a few. My funniest would be from last spring. Came out of a breakfast place with my wife.

Kid- maybe 5 and mom were taking pics, Boy says whoa this is your car! I said - yes, thanks you want to have a seat inside? I opened the door to the gallardo, boy says to his mom- hey mom, I thought the doors go up?! Mom says no hunnie, not all lambos doors go up. Boy says- not the cool ones I guess. And walks off toward their car in the parking lot.

Me and the wife had a good laugh.

 

[Luzifer]

I don't think I told this one yet, the first summer I had the car I parked in front of my ex's condo. Back home a couple later my ex said her neighbor spoke to her, she was so excited, she went nuts about the car, "it was her dream car" and asked her if some day she could have a seat in it. One week later the woman and her boyfriend had a heated argument about the car, there was some jealousy or something and they broke up.

I think the break up wasn't entirely about the car but it was probably the last straw.

 

[Luzifer]

Check out the first clip, another reason driving Huracans in rain or wet roads in the long run can be a big problem. Seeing this I'm going to take my rotors out, clean the hub and put anti seize. In the video he didn't get the rotor off, he took the entire thing out and still has to figure out how to get the rotor off.

 

[Luzifer]

I would never want to buy a modified car for this reason, probably abused.

 

[Luzifer]

This time it was about the Corvette. At a gas station this afternoon waiting at the cash, the guy in front of me said that car should be illegal. I responded why?
"Because it's so good."

I went back to the car and he came up to me, showing me his phone with a clip of a truck video, stating he did videos of vehicles and he would pay my gas. I replied to him no. He went on we won't show your plate of face... The answer was still no.

Thinking back, good guy or not that could of been a perfect set up to steal the car.

 

[SmoothOperator]

Im always on edge at the gas station regardless what Im driving. That and taking a piss in a urinal. Always have my guard up, hard to trust anyone with so many d bags running around these days.

 

[Luzifer]

Five days straight of rain then finally a warm sunny day. I had to take the opportunity go out in the evening because more rain, snow and cold weather are expected tomorrow afternoon for several more days. There was so many people out because of the warm weather.

I was on a double lane boulevard approaching a red light, I was like the 5th car in the back when I saw 2 teens pointing at the car came trotting in between cars to take a picture while saying to rev it. I nodded no and the closest one said out loud "oh come on." It's out of control the amount of people saying to rev it.

Along the way a few more guys stopped in their tracks started filming, some were taking pictures.

I was stopped at another red light when 3 dudes came running up to the car, it was the only one of the few times I had my window down so I had to raise it back up quickly, you never know what they are up to. I have to go back to my old habits to never drop the window more than an inch in the city.

Then a Tesla was trying to show off and race.

Finally after darkness hiding the car, my favorite restaurant was jammed packed so had to turn around and went to a small place and parked in front, what do you know women always ignore me completely like I'm invisible but this time from inside the restaurant the only 2 occupied tables with women were staring at me and the car.

When I got out a middle eastern guy was taking lopsided selfies with the car, he saw me and quickly scurried away but I could see him anticipating for me to leave to watch the car go.